[Bazf]

Anyone up for a game of Daily Mail sweepstake?

It's fast approaching that time of year where the Daily Mail chooses to leave aside stories about evil asylum seekers / gypsies / peados / Romanians, etc, and instead starts to lead every day on a story of some organisation, usually a town council, and their attempts to "ban" Christmas. It's political correctness gone mad I tell thee.

My entry for an upcoming frontpage news story is:

"Blackburn council bans misteltoe"
(accompanied by a picture of some fat letch holding some misteltoe and looking despondant at the fact that he'll miss out on his annual gropage of Sue from accounts)

Lets see if anyone can get the right town, or the right subject, got to be one about schools not being allowed something.