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yerself · 07-03-2007, 17:53

Three Liverpool Supporters were in a pub and spotted a United fan at the bar. The first one said he was going to **** him off. He walked over to the United fan and tapped him on the shoulder.

"Hey Manc, I hear your David Beckham is a poof".
"Really? I didn't know that".
Puzzled, the Scouser walked back to his buddies.
"I told him Beckham was a poof and he didn't care"!
"You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn".
The second Scouser walked over and tapped the United fan on the shoulder.
"Hey Manc, I hear your David Beckham is a transvestite poof"!
"Oh, Christ I wasn't aware of that, thanks".
Shocked beyond belief, the Scouser went back to his buddies.
"You're right. He is unshakeable!"
The third Scouser said "No, no, no, I will really **** him off, you just watch".
The Scouser walked over to the United fan, tapped him on the shoulder and said.........

"Hey Manc I hear your David Beckham is a Liverpool Supporter!"
"Apparently so. Just as your mates said earlier"

07-03-2007, 17:53	#20
yerself God Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land Posts: 3,212 Liked: 328 times Rep Power: 12995	Re: Pool v Mancs Three Liverpool Supporters were in a pub and spotted a United fan at the bar. The first one said he was going to ** him off. He walked over to the United fan and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey Manc, I hear your David Beckham is a poof". "Really? I didn't know that". Puzzled, the Scouser walked back to his buddies. "I told him Beckham was a poof and he didn't care"! "You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn". The second Scouser walked over and tapped the United fan on the shoulder. "Hey Manc, I hear your David Beckham is a transvestite poof"! "Oh, Christ I wasn't aware of that, thanks". Shocked beyond belief, the Scouser went back to his buddies. "You're right. He is unshakeable!" The third Scouser said "No, no, no, I will really ** him off, you just watch". The Scouser walked over to the United fan, tapped him on the shoulder and said......... "Hey Manc I hear your David Beckham is a Liverpool Supporter!" "Apparently so. Just as your mates said earlier" __________________ Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.