[Mik Dickinson]

English man walking down the street in Dublin sees an ad in the window
' talking dog for sale 25 pound'
He knocks on the door and the owner say that all is correct and the englishman asks if he can see the dog.
Upon metting the dog he asks if he can speak.
Dog ' of cousre i can'
Man ' bloody hell a talking dog how did you learn that'
Dog ' oh i picked it up as a puppy then th e C.I.A. found out and employed me.Spent the next 10 years flying around the world listening in on conversations as nobody thought that a dog would do their national secrets any harm an could not pass them on to anybody.
Then i met a bitch fathered a few puppies and here i am now.
Man goes back to the owner and closes the deal for 25 quid.Also asks owner why the dog is so cheap as a talking dog for 25 pounds is really cheap.
Irishman replies oh! that the stuff he tells is all lies.
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