[Dawn-of-the-Shed]

Originally Posted by moonbyter

my dog does all mannor of secretions all over the place, poo, pee, slaver, blood, snot, spit, sweat etc, and farts constantly too. he snores loudly, weezes, grunts, has nightmares etc, her gets filthy, constantly licks his balls, ass n all, then trys to kiss you! Yet throughout all this he provides total loyalty, would lay down his life for me, is well behaved, patient, persistant, funny, idiotic, stubburn etc

i hate most all the dog hairs that get just about everywhere, but hey, all this is still worth owning him for

Mine 2.......he sits wherever he wants .......begs for food like he's never seen it be 4.......stinks like a wet cabbage........goes to sleep in the worst places( kids beds) licks ya to show affection after he's washed his nether regions!............but he's a killer of a guard dog and my kids seem to like him ( me too) and when everybody's out and it's just me and him .... he's a good pal ......only one who does what he's told LOL