Just on a lighter side of this because with time, we can look back and laugh at the most stupid moments in our lives, when I woke up in hospital my daughter was there and shortly afterwards the doctor came around and recommended that she should stay while he talked to me.
He went through all sorts of questions and I answered each one with a plain and honest answer until he put on a frown stared me in the eyes and said,
"You do realise that statistically the way you attempted to do this is more often a method chosen by women?"
I replied, "Well I'm terribly sorry Doctor if I ever attempt to do this again I'll try and find a much more butch way of doing it just for you!"
This caused my daughter to laugh at the irony of it and the doctor went away not understanding why we could find amusement under such circumstances.
