The HR manager of the factory in America that manufactures the 'Tickle me Elmo' dolls (you know,the character from Sesame Street)had just taken on a new female employee.
The new lady had been there for a few days when the line manager paid a visit to the HR manager to complain that the lady was holding up the production line and causing chaos.He asked that the HR manager come down to the shop floor to watch the lady in action.
The HR manager went down to where the production line was and saw the new lady surrounded by toys that had fallen off the conveyor belt because they were all piling up,the other workers were shouting at her and it was indeed chaos.
The HR manager approached the new lady,who seemed oblivious to the pile-up she was causing.The lady was perched on a stool at the conveyor belt,meticulously sewing two marbles into a small piece of red cloth and stitching the small package between Elmo's legs.
The HR manager asked the lady what on earth she was doing and the lady told her that she was doing as she had been instructed at the interview.
'No!' the HR manager said.'I told you that your job was to give Elmo two TEST TICKLES!'
