Hello again kiddywinks Summer Holidays here again so I thought I had better set you a project that will help while away these rain soaked days.
Mez, move nearer to the front then Rindy will stop poking the scars you got from making the
Car freshener
Now if any of you sat here have got responsible parents you may as well leave now because you're only going to be disappointed when Daddy says no.
Ah, good I see nobody decided to leave, (hurray for single parent families).
Now what I need you to do is the next time it starts to rain make as big a nuisance of yourself in the living room throwing as many tantrums as are necessary, eventually this will drive your parents mad and they will do anything to get rid of you.
It is at this point you tell them that Uncle Less is organising a day out to Blackpool so everyone can get their very own accyweb T-Shirt made up,
Tell them in your most irritatating voice that EVERYONE ELSE from accyweb is going so why can't you? (Repeat this phrase until your parents reach for the vallium and ask how much is it?).
Now in a very fast but quiet voice you explain that it is, "
Only £150.00 for the day out plus £19.99 for the T-Shirt, and perhaps the odd £50 or £60 Beer money", Don't worry if you are under age I know plenty of bars that will let you in while your awaiting your T-Shirt being made up.
You are expected to bring your own packed lunch for the outward journey, if you haven't been on one of these trips with me before a minimum of four cans of Strongbow is recommended, (mainly because it tastes just the same coming up as it does going down!).
Although this trip is aimed at the junior members of accyweb I can't be expected to let them run riot on my own so if there are any adult members that would like to come along for a right good p*ss up and the chance to ignore a group of uncontrollable juveniles please P.M. me.
Below are a couple of examples of the T-Shirts we intend to have made up but (Don't worry you can get them in any colour you like), if you have any ideas of your own please post them underneath.
