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Originally Posted by Gayle
Again, with lunches, have you made provision for those poor souls whose parents are too busy or too forgetful to make lunch? You will need to take at least four lunches spare, just in case, and remember these must be halal, kosher and vegetarian.
I think that's more or less covered the red tape involved - do you still want to go?
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Well you've stirred up a whole P.C. can of worms there haven't you Gayle?
I may get around to answering a few of your questions but I don't know really just where to begin,
so I'll jump in feet first with the question of lunches, 4 cans of strongbow are an ideal ingredient for a traditional Blackpool lunch and if mummy isn't capable of opening her fridge and giving the little sweetie some of her private stock then I don't know what the world is coming too!
As you may have noticed at a few of the accyweb meets I have an adequately proportioned 'lunchbox' capable of holding enough for any little darling that needs me to supply them with succour.
So far as the halal, kosher and vegetarian problem, you will surely have noticed four cans of Strongbow are perfectly acceptable for any of the above faiths due to the fact cider
does not contain anything from the grape or grain, no pork products, and not only is this diet suitable for vegetarians but it is also suitable for their heavy militia members 'the vegans' because there are no milk or poultry product used in the production of this nutritional meal.
P.S. will you please stop P.M.-ing me? I told you the first time you will not be required as one of the responsible adults due to the fact I don't intend to take any responsible adults just normal human beings, if however you would care to let your hair down and show us your irresponsible side I can guarantee you a seat next to the driver for the outward journey and a place on the back seats for the return where you will be in an advantageous position to be able to inspect the boys knees just to see if they have wiped all the sand off.
