Now don't all go daft, please, I'll reply to all of you eventually, a woman with plenty of resources that needs someone to look after, that is what I'm after,
you can lead an independent life I just need to share your bank account, car, Holiday Home etc, etc.
In return you will get a lazy no good that won't pick his clothes off the floor, (trained by a proper naggin' women, sort of bloke), that knows exactly when to say, "Yes Luv' ", if required.
References are so good that none of the women I have had a relationship with so far would even reply, just think if you are the type of women that on becoming frustrated by the futile antics of a mere male and you whisper in a loud voice, "MEN!". I will make the perfect partner.
Just give me a few seconds to clear my Private Messages then you can all volunteer.
***** Please note, this is only a facsimile the real me might not be as ugly! *****