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Originally Posted by West Ender
Not a personal one, this, but I used to work with a chap named Bond. His dad was called James Bond and his dad's sister (married name) was Elizabeth Taylor. They witnessed a car accident and had to give their names to the police who almost arrested them for wasting police time.  |
That's a good one
-- I remember another true story which happened to a local.
When stopped for a motoring offence and asked for his name etc, he replied ---
"Emeric Eccles, pharmacutical chemist of Oswaldtwistle"
The policeman sighed and put away his notebook.