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Jam Butty, who art in Darwen,
shallow be thy name.
Thy strange thread come,
thy word be dull,
on accyweb as it is in Darren
Give us this day our Jammy bread.
And forgive us our input,
as we forgive those who input against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from misquote.
For thine is the last word, the inept and the boring. for ever and ever. Amen