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Old 01-01-2008, 20:53   #15
Lilly
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Re: Who first footed?

It was me who first footed in our house. I went out for a fag after I'd watched Myleene Klass play Auld Lang Syne on the piano on television.

I'm not a man and I wasn't carrying coal but I do have dark hair.
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