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Old 03-04-2004, 23:33   #3
tango
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Re: Sports Bar

Another classic today!

Watched the United semi final in the Crown, then went to the club shop to buy my 8 year old nephew a shirt.

On the way out, I decided it might be a good idea to visit the loo. The Gents toilet is situated conveniently next to the Club Shop.

As I was entering the toilet, some old jobsworth fossil in a club cap intercepted my progress and told me the toilets were for the use of directors only.

I looked around for Jeremy Beadle, but alas there was nothing of him to be seen.

I had to pay £10 to visit the loo.

You can take Stanley out of the ****e...........but you can't take....(you know the rest!)
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