[Sparkologist]

Plaisanterie du jour. That's French, that is... Joke of the Day


A blond and a brunette were walking down the street one day and pass a flower shop.

The brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, 'Oh c**p…my boyfriend is buying me flowers again, for no reason.'

The blond looks quizzically at her and says, 'Don’t you like getting flowers?'

The brunette says, 'Yes, sure…but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, but I don’t fancy spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.'

The blond replied, 'Don’t you have a vase?'




Same rules apply, If it makes you laff, gimme medal, gimme medal... If it offends, run and tell yer mam.