[talentedbutslow]

This was found in one of my msn groups..........

She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset.

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me, a faithful wife, the mother of your children!
I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

The husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll ever say to me!!

And the husband began................

"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I
took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was thin, very poorly dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days !

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I
made for you last night - the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I
threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,which
you don't use because I don't have good taste.

I went and found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas - the one that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those
boots you bought at that expensive shoe boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."

The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

"Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"