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Sparkologist · 19-04-2004, 18:31

Oh dear...back to the lowest common denominator...sex.

One night, a couple were lying in bed. The husband was feeling frisky so he rolled over and tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turned over and said, 'I'm sorry honey, but I have a gynaecologists appointment in the morning, and I want to stay fresh.'
Rejected, the husband turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled over and whispered in her ear, 'Do you have a dentists appointment too?'

19-04-2004, 18:31	#228
Sparkologist I am Band Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Overlooking 22 yards Posts: 1,321 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 57	Re: Joke Of The Day Oh dear...back to the lowest common denominator...sex. One night, a couple were lying in bed. The husband was feeling frisky so he rolled over and tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turned over and said, 'I'm sorry honey, but I have a gynaecologists appointment in the morning, and I want to stay fresh.' Rejected, the husband turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled over and whispered in her ear, 'Do you have a dentists appointment too?' __________________ Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits! Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's! Last edited by Sparkologist; 20-04-2004 at 22:59.