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Originally Posted by Lilly
When you say 'have' do you mean 'give birth to'? 
In a queue in a shop? You must have been in some long queues!  |
yes garindarinda i mean give birth to - but come on - you knew i meant that anyway didnt you ya little tinker
yes i have been in long queues in fact the following are the situations i usually find myself in whilst queueing thus i hate shopping:
1: behind the man who's bum swallowed a dead rat the night before and is slowly letting out the vapours
2: infront of someone who thinks ramming your ankles with a trolley will actually get them served quicker because, somehow, telepathically,you are transferring your pain to the till operator.
3: behind that really bloody annoying elderly man who is rattling his change in his pocket ( at what age do you actually start doing this)
4: behind the person who has left their purse/credit card etc at home - which is fine -i have done it myself but why do the till operators umm and ah so much about sorting it out ?
5: have got the new operator who has just voided the whole of your shopping off and has to do it all again
6: has the till operator who does a running commentary on my shopping
i think the most annoying thing that has happened was my mum turned up in asda to give me a lift home - really nice but i had to quickly hide the pressies and card from her as they were for her birthday -i managed to hide them all the way round asda - got to the till and the woman picked up the card and started to flippin read it, saying ooo how funny it was ha bloody ha - my mum was right next to me
OMG i was livid
- it tickled me when my mum bent forward and said - "well at least i dont have to read it when i open it now do i?" the woman didnt know where to put herself lol