[Sparkologist]

Have we had a Redneck joke on here before? We have now...

The National Transport Safety Board recently announced that they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. car manufacturers for the last five years, whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in pick-up trucks.
This was done in an effort to detirmine, when accidents occured, the last fifteen seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find that in 49 of the 50 States, the last words of drivers in 62.9% of crashes were, 'Oh s**t!'
Only the state of Alabama was different, where 89.3% of the final words were, 'Hold my beer and watch this!'