An oldie.......
A young couple were making passionate love in the guy's van... (you know,
shag carpets, big double mattress in the back... all that), when
suddenly
the girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out, "Oh big boy, whip
me,whip me!"
The guy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did
not
have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration,opens the window
snaps the aerial off his van and proceeds to whip the girl until they
both
collapse in sadomasochistic ecstasy.
About a week later, the girl notices that the marks left by the
whipping
session are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The
doctor
takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks having
sex?"
The girl is a little embarrassed but admits that, yes, she did.
Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because
in
all my years of doctoring
"You've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever
seen...!!
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