Just a thirty second quickie:
An elderly couple were lamenting their sex life.
"You used to call me your knight in shining armour," said the old boy.
"Yes," said his missus, "but that was before you reached the age of shrivelry."

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Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits!
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