[Loz]

Oh i haven't mentioned the half of it!!
There is also my aunty susan who never stops at road junctions,just speeds right across them,my other friends mum who started to drive us into town then stopped after a minute because she thought she was still too drunk to drive and going back to my mum in law she was backing up to drive off a street onto bolton avenue in huncoat and ended up in the middle of the fields and got stuck!!
My mum had the worst luck ever when she drove,she was once hit by somebody escaping from jail and also nearly killed us overtaking about three cars on the road by the old mother redcap and don't get me started on my sister and best friend!!
I think i'm safer off the roads you haven't heard about my attempts at driving yet!!