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Originally Posted by derekgas

I have been awoken in the night by burglars in the house (not in Accy I should tell you), and that was traumatic (mainly cos I didnt catch them before they ran), enough, to be a lone female, and be sexually assaulted or worse, must be absolutely horrendous, there are some pleasant paople on here (cut his bits off!) I say, hang him from a public gallery by his bits, and them cut him away from his bits! slowly, Then again, am I being too nice? Hope the old lass is ok!

Being woken to see a person stood at my bedroom door was an experience to end all experiences, but that was when I lived on the Higher Croft Estate and I was much younger. On reflection I think that the burglar got a bigger shock then I did. He scarpered as fast as his legs could carry him when he saw that I was awake and starting to get up.

Where I am and have been for a number of years is as tranquil as you would want except when the kids go and come from school. Except for those dreams or was it reality. I don’t intend to lose any sleepover it.

Fortunately men are less likely to be sexually assaulted than women. I have yet to hear of a woman forcing her wicked ways onto an old man.

Chance would be a fine thing.