We used to get mushrooms growing on our field when I was at school.
The teachers were always warning us not to eat them.
I wouldn't have a clue which were safe and which were poisonous so I'll just stick to shop bought too.
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.