Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 08-09-2008, 10:53   #1406
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Re: Joke Of The Day

So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.

My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry

You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Heard your wife left you...
How upset you must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me
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