I once saw an ex of mine down Accy with some hideous specimen. She was old, fat and ugly and...horror of horrors....appeared to have been sick down her top but wasn't bothered, he had his arm round her and they were trotting into a pub together!
I was most offended! I wondered how he could be with me and then go with that.
I thought about it for ages and even thinking about it now I'm horrifed.
I'd rather have seen him with someone fresh and beautiful then at least I'd know he'd always had good taste.

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.