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Originally Posted by derekgas
Wouldnt mind being Ashley Cole for a couple of hours!! 
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You mean you wouldn't mind spending a couple of hours with Cheyrl, I hope.
Not that you want to be Trashley Cole.....he is vile.
When he cheated on Cheyrl with that hairdresser he threw up in her car and again during sex and then told her she was privileged that Ashley Cole had blown chunks all over her.

I don't know why Cheryl didn't kick him out after showing her up like that.
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