[Tealeaf]

There is a simple solution to all these whinging women shoppers - sex segregation. Men are logical when it comes to buying their goodies; they know what they want and where it is located, so it's in to the supermarket, straight down the relevant aisles, pick the stuff, put in the trolley, to the checkout, pay and then finally exit. Any delays are invariably caused by women blocking the aisles either through gormless chatter with their chums or worse still simply not knowing what they are doing there in the first place.

The answer to it all is to let women only wonder aimlessly around the aisles monday to saturday and then hand over to men on a sunday when no silly hold-ups will happen. I can guarantee that men will get more shopping done in one day, at a cheaper price, than women can manage in six.