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Originally Posted by cashman
never seen the remake of TITANIC, seems pointless when ya know the ending.  IT SUNK.  |
I got in trouble at the end of that film, wife one side of me, daughter the other, the heroin on the raft and the hero in his life jacket freezing to death in those terrible waters, people rowing like mad to save the heroin singing a song to keep time with the oars.
After passing tissues from one side to the other I said, "it's a pity that bloke wasn't called Robin", In unison both my wife and daughter asked why?
I replied, "because then the blokes rowing could have sung",
Wait for it, I can feel more bruises coming on!
"When the dead, dead Robin comes bob, bob, bobbin along!"
Not just my family but every woman in there was ready to lynch me, (all the blokes looked like they were choking on peanuts, I knew they were laughing!).
