Re: for all pet owners - bit of market research - be grateful of some answers
1. List your pets 1 large indolent Persian ( house cat and substitute baby, Eric!) 1 mad longhaired black thing that thinks it's a lion, 1 Russian dwarf hamster ( Bob) 1 small fish ( Clyde)
2. What hours do you work? 37.5 per week
3. How many holidays do you take per year? 30 days, usually a fortnight away
4. When do you normally go away? August
5. Do you use kennel/catteries/full livery or do you have family help out?
Usually bribe family with promise of duty free
5b. Would you rather pay for a knowledgable carer in your absence, or have family do so for free? Family if poss
6. What do you normally pay? Brandy/fags
7. Is this per day or per night? pro rata!
8. Would you prefer to pay per night (can work out cheaper, but argument is work is done in daytime)? Would prefer not to pay at all but needs must
9. How much would you pay for someone to walk your dog? (be truthful - I need to know what is a reasonable charge!!) Not a clue
10. Would you be happy to let a stranger have keys to your home? (if references available, CRB checked and registered to appropriate organisation) Yes, if the cats were happy about it.
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