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Originally Posted by West Ender
Bullocks (not bulls) live in fields in nice little groups - all lads together - just not for a very long time. They are very curious animals and will surround you, usually hoping you've arrived with some food, and think it's good fun to chase you if you run. On the whole they're harmless but have bad breath and fart a lot.
If there's a bull in a field with cows it's likely to be quite docile because it's a happy bull - if you get my meaning. They are unpredictable but not totally dangerous and they don't just think - "Person > chase > kill." They think happy thoughts and leer at the next cow.
A bull in a field on his own thinks - "Why are you in my field? Are you the AI man? Where are my cows? I'm annoyed now." That's when you run.
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Especially if your name is Margaret.
