Bangadrum and Mekkabomb
College of Further Education
Morecambe
Lancashire
IF1 TNT
Dear Comrade Accymanjab,
You can reassure your friend that our kebabs and burgers are made from the finest ingredients and there will be no need for him to bring additional 'foodstuff' in a lead lined lunch box.
All course materials will be supplied by Heysham' s dodgy Alf and candidates should notify the College if they wish to bring specialist materials with them for our 'Bring Your RPG to Work Day', at the end of July.
Yours
Rubbit Andashoot (DDT, Ra, Pb, Cl)
(Principal and Moccasin Dealer)