[JohnW]

OK - another thread on which to waste our time......

Let's make up our own Limericks a line at a time. I'm sure you all know but I'll tell you anyway. A Limerick is a five line rhyme. The first two lines rhyme, the third and fourth lines rhyme and the last line rhymes with the first, eg.

There was a young girl of Southbend,
Who had only 'tuppence' to spend,
So what could be nicer,
Than a Pendleton's twicer?
Ice cream, with a lolly each end.

Right I'll start:-

There once was a lady called Janet,