[Royboy39]

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

We say we are as happy as Larry so who is Larry?

If the French were not excellent cooks what would they be good at?

Why is a toasting fork?

How can we be green with envy when we cant go green?

How come we call blackcurrants black when they are deep purple?

What is blue murder?

Who is bloody Nora?

Does global warming mean Jack Frost will become redundant?

How can you fly by the seat of your pants without wings?

Where do you buy a sky hook?

How can you freeze the balls of a brass monkey?

Why a pig in a poke?

When was the Red Sea red And the Black Sea black?

How come public school gives a private education?

A sad film is a tear jerker so what is a tear jerker?

Has it ever rained cats and dogs?

How can we have a brain storm when the brain does not have weather?

Shudder and the saying is "someone has just walked over my grave" how
can this be if you are still alive?

How can we be "as thick as two short planks?"

And who the F... is Alice?