We say we are as happy as Larry so who is Larry?
larry grayson he was extremely happy infact very gay
If the French were not excellent cooks what would they be good at?
surrendering
Why is a toasting fork?
that made no sensewhat so ever
How can we be green with envy when we cant go green?
if michael jackson can turn white we surely can turn green
How come we call blackcurrants black when they are deep purple?
deep purple were a rock band not a type of current
What is blue murder?
when an eskimo is murdered
Who is bloody Nora?
compos girlfriend after been hit by a lorry
Does global warming mean Jack Frost will become redundant?
who do you think frosts your freezer although frostless freezers are also endangering his job security
How can you fly by the seat of your pants without wings?
very large tin of beans and a lighter
Where do you buy a sky hook?
Abu Hamza will know
How can you freeze the balls of a brass monkey?
liquid nitrogen shoudl do the trick
Why a pig in a poke?
would you prefer to poke in a pig ?
When was the Red Sea red And the Black Sea black?
before political correctness
How come public school gives a private education?
it wouldnt be private if i told you
A sad film is a tear jerker so what is a tear jerker?
this guy again 
Has it ever rained cats and dogs?
not untill i get my pilots licence no
How can we have a brain storm when the brain does not have weather?
of course it does have you never wondered wether or not to do somthing
Shudder and the saying is "someone has just walked over my grave" how
can this be if you are still alive?
your burried alive
How can we be "as thick as two short planks?"
be thick and have a schizophernic counterpart that is also thick