There was a young Bear from Peru,
Who got off a bus and did'nt know what to do,
He sharply turned around,
To find himself oustide the Crown Ground
He thought I 'll have a look in here,
So wandered into the BTH Lounge & got a beer,
Sat himself down and gazed all around,
For what this young bear had found
was Eternal Happiness
Well at least the first two bits rhymed
