Life is so unfair, there I was sneaking out of the Market hall fresh meat, fresh veg' with a plan to pick up some cider and marinate the lot.
I was accosted, neigh, attacked, "You're Less from accyweb aren't you?", now, she was a stranger, (after all I'm used to people dodging behind, goods on display just to avoid me).
"I don't go on there, (accyweb), very often, but I'm amazed to see you coming out of the Market hall with fresh meat and Veg'".
Taken aback is not how I could describe myself at that moment in time, I hesitated only for a moment, but it was too late she disappeared into the crowd.
Please mystery lady, whoever you are, when Benipete, Mick and I describe our lifestyle, it's a laugh, that's all, none of us could live in that fashion, we do actually eat, we only drink to a certain level, I'm sorry you caught me sober, another myth yet again deflated.
P.S. You looked much better walking away than running towards me, if you read this can I have your 'phone number, Granny?
