[cashman]

Originally Posted by Less

I only know one recipe.

Boil everything for several hours or until the bottom of the pan has melted through and the kitchen is filled with a sickly smog.
Call fire brigade, to assist in cooling.
Scrape remains onto a plate.
Leave on floor for a few days hoping the cat will dispose of evidence.
When contents of plate begin to move, transfer to bin bag & open window to allow fresh air to circulate.
Go pub and buy a sandwich.

Hope ya have "Registered" that recipe mate? many would love to claim it as their own.