[pendy]

Just had first weekend with wheelie bin. Discovered I had bin, blue bag, but no white bag and no blue box. Rang up, asked for white bag and blue box. Got blue bag and white bag.

Stand in kitchen mesmerized. What goes where? What do I do with bottles if I have no blue box? Will I be imprisoned, tortured, maimed, if I put cans in my bin?

Now back in London. Kitchen in Ossy full of bottles. Backyard full of cans (in a bag because I've no blue ........). Have managed to get newspapers in white bag.

Can we go back to black bags please?