Pole dancer, eh?... More like a pit-prop dancer.
Take one circus elephant, take out any two of it's four knee-caps with a shotgun, then ask it to dance; you get the picture?
This particular pole dancer had all the grace of a paraplegic hippo.
Apparently, at the end of her act, she lobbed her 'fried eggs out'. We only realised this when the crowd started cheering and whistling in a wild frenzy.
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