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shillelagh · 17-05-2010, 19:26

for mick ...

There's a hole in the beer keg,
Dear mick , dear mick
There's a hole in the beer keg,
Dear mick, there's a hole.

Then fix it, dear less,
Dear less, dear less
Then fix it, dear less,
Dear less, fix it.

With what shall I fix it,
Dear mick, dear mick?
With what shall I fix it,
Dear mick, with what?

With a straw, dear less,
Dear less, dear less
With a straw, dear less,
Dear less, with a straw.

But the straw is too long,
Dear mick, dear mick
But the straw is too long,
Dear mick, too long

Then cut it, dear less,
Dear less, dear less
Then cut it, dear less,
Dear less, cut it.

With what shall I cut it,
Dear mick, dear mick?
With what shall I cut it,
Dear mick, with what?

With an axe, dear less,
Dear less, dear less
With an axe, dear less,
Dear less, an axe.

The axe is too dull,
Dear mick, dear mick
The axe is too dull,
Dear mick, too dull

Then sharpen it, dear less,
Dear less, dear less
Then sharpen it, dear less,
Dear less, sharpen it.

With what shall I sharpen it,
Dear mick, dear mick?
With what shall I sharpen it,
Dear mick, with what?

With a stone, dear less,
Dear less, dear less
With a stone, dear less,
Dear less, a stone.

The stone is too dry,
Dear mick, dear mick
The stone is too dry,
Dear mick, too dry

Then wet it, dear less,
Dear less, dear less
Then wet it, dear less,
Dear less, wet it.

With what shall I wet it,
Dear mick, dear mick?
With what shall I wet it,
Dear mick, with what?

With a pint of john smiths, dear less,
Dear less, dear less
With a pint of john smiths, dear less,
Dear less, with a pint of john smiths.

How shall I get it,
Dear mick, dear mick,
How shall I get it,
Dear mick, how shall I?

In the Railway, dear less,
Dear less, dear less
In the Railway, dear less,
Dear less, in the Railway.

But theres a hole in the beer keg.

17-05-2010, 19:26	#5
shillelagh God Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: at the border .. Posts: 8,193 Blog Entries: 252 Liked: 1625 times Rep Power: 489677	Re: Photo competition 96 for mick ... There's a hole in the beer keg, Dear mick , dear mick There's a hole in the beer keg, Dear mick, there's a hole. Then fix it, dear less, Dear less, dear less Then fix it, dear less, Dear less, fix it. With what shall I fix it, Dear mick, dear mick? With what shall I fix it, Dear mick, with what? With a straw, dear less, Dear less, dear less With a straw, dear less, Dear less, with a straw. But the straw is too long, Dear mick, dear mick But the straw is too long, Dear mick, too long Then cut it, dear less, Dear less, dear less Then cut it, dear less, Dear less, cut it. With what shall I cut it, Dear mick, dear mick? With what shall I cut it, Dear mick, with what? With an axe, dear less, Dear less, dear less With an axe, dear less, Dear less, an axe. The axe is too dull, Dear mick, dear mick The axe is too dull, Dear mick, too dull Then sharpen it, dear less, Dear less, dear less Then sharpen it, dear less, Dear less, sharpen it. With what shall I sharpen it, Dear mick, dear mick? With what shall I sharpen it, Dear mick, with what? With a stone, dear less, Dear less, dear less With a stone, dear less, Dear less, a stone. The stone is too dry, Dear mick, dear mick The stone is too dry, Dear mick, too dry Then wet it, dear less, Dear less, dear less Then wet it, dear less, Dear less, wet it. With what shall I wet it, Dear mick, dear mick? With what shall I wet it, Dear mick, with what? With a pint of john smiths, dear less, Dear less, dear less With a pint of john smiths, dear less, Dear less, with a pint of john smiths. How shall I get it, Dear mick, dear mick, How shall I get it, Dear mick, how shall I? In the Railway, dear less, Dear less, dear less In the Railway, dear less, Dear less, in the Railway. But theres a hole in the beer keg. __________________ The views expressed in this post is mine and mine alone anyone want to argue well tough!!!