[pendy]

I am a grafter, so I want two jobs at least - preferably three.

Evenings, I want to be a wine taster, fine wines only, please, champagne preferred. will work until late.

I will then do the night shift at a good brewery that makes real ale, tasting, of course.

I am also open to offers for checking restaurants (or good cafes wot do breakfast).

For the day job, I want to be a quality control operative for a major bed-making firm.

Yup - boose all evening, eat free, and sleep all day. Can't be beat!