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Originally Posted by garinda
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Talking of time pieces,
Two young lads in the playground one sporting a really fancy watch, his mate asks, "how did you get that?"
The reply was, "easy, just wait until your parents are starting to have sex, burst into the bedroom and announce that you want a watch, your Dad will promise you 'owt when he wants to get on with his pleasures".
So the lad goes home and waits for the chance, he hears a noise from the bedroom, he storms in and at the top of his voice shouts, "I wanna watch".
His dad in an annoyed voice replies, "O.K. then, pull up a chair, but don't make any noise".
Gosh look, this stirring little thread is up to page 7 already, 'Ha! and the cynics say that accyweb is dying, they know nowt'.
