I know it's Halloween & all that, but come on :-
Police given advice on witches and pagans - Telegraph
But the best thing about it was this comment posted by one of the readers :-
Old Goat
Today 10:04 AM
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To the police.
I know for certain, that the following are witches. Please arrange for their arrest, summary ducking, and in the worst cases, a barbecue:
Cherie Blair, Harriet Harman, Caroline Lucas, Jacqie Smith, and others of that ilk.
They are accused that on divers dates, they did do witchy things, and are generally hags and tarts.
Made my Day, haven't had such a chuckle in ages
Eeh ! fair near widdled meself !