[Sara]

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat,
contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess lap and said:

Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch cast
a spell upon me.

One Kiss from you however and I will turn back into the dapper
young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup
housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare
my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of
lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream
sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:

I don't bl***y think so......
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