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Old 06-12-2010, 18:42   #1451
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Hi

Please please please - make yourself aware of where this is happening
AND tell your friends!
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European'
scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Morrisons for a bit of
shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough
to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking young men with foreign accents come over to
your car and help pack your shopping into the boot. They then both
start
cleaning your windscreen. Their firm young bodies bulging out of their
skimpy vest tops. It's impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead
ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Tesco's. You agree
and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and
both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate,
one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts kissing you,
touching you intimately, and thrusting himself against you, while the other one
steals your purse!

I had my purse stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th, and 29th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three
times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.

So Be Warned!

P.S. Lidl have purses on sale for £1.99 each, Aldi are £1.75 and look
nicer.
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