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Sparkologist · 08-10-2004, 13:40

Not quite there yet, but from here I can see the bottom of the barrel...

A guy had a major argument with his girlfriend. He was in the wrong, but not enough to back down without an argument. So after storming away, and cooling off, the guy had a think. He was clearly in the wrong and felt pretty guilty, with all the trauma it had caused.
So to make it up to his girlfriend, he said he'd buy her a gift. "Any thing at all, my love," the guy said, overcome with remorse.
"Oh, I don't know," she replied. "You really shouldn't do this you know. But if you are, just get me something really expensive that I don't need."

The following day he booked her in for chemotherapy.

08-10-2004, 13:40	#806
Sparkologist I am Band Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Overlooking 22 yards Posts: 1,321 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 57	Re: Joke Of The Day Not quite there yet, but from here I can see the bottom of the barrel... A guy had a major argument with his girlfriend. He was in the wrong, but not enough to back down without an argument. So after storming away, and cooling off, the guy had a think. He was clearly in the wrong and felt pretty guilty, with all the trauma it had caused. So to make it up to his girlfriend, he said he'd buy her a gift. "Any thing at all, my love," the guy said, overcome with remorse. "Oh, I don't know," she replied. "You really shouldn't do this you know. But if you are, just get me something really expensive that I don't need." The following day he booked her in for chemotherapy. __________________ Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits! Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's!