Talking about collections... there is one chap at Accy CC who always develops a severe incontinence problem & disappears to the bogs when the collection box does the rounds.
Rumour has it that he keeps a mouse trap ready set, in his pocket, to act as a grim reminder should his digits stray towards the cash.

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Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits!
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