[Stanleymad]

Well it's had a few fairies, kids & peed up people trapped by it or on top of it whilst i had it the reasons it expanded so much & became increasingly hard to prune!

It's had snow on it & various objects that was thrown at or over it - even a new Xmas tree brand new that peed me off so much, hahaha much to amusement of the neighbours, least one of them hasn't had a heart attack since bush left lol.