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Originally Posted by ShortStuff
I've used tippex to colour in the first one cos I couldn't find my crayons and now I feel quite dizzy & sick!!! Uncle Less - why didn't you warn me of the dangers???
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Aaaaagh! Is little Shortstuff feeling a bit peeky 'cos of that nasty tip-ex? Diddums 'den, come and sit down next to Uncle Less & he'll try to explain why ickle girlywirlies shouldn't mess with those things.
O.K. are you sitting comfe rtably? Good, then I'll begin:-
Whatever (SLAP), you (SLAP), do (SLAP), don't (SLAP), play (SLAP), with (SLAP), things (SLAP), that (SLAP), can (SLAP), hurt (SLAP), you (SLAP)!!!!!!
Oh, and one (SLAP), more thing (SLAP)...........................STOP SLAPPING ME!
