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Originally Posted by claytonx
"Why are you in such a hurry?"
"I'm on the way to the doctor--i don't like the look of my wife
"Oh! Then I'll come with you-- I hate the sight of mine too."
"Do you come here often?"
"I'm your wife stupid!"
"Measles"
"That's a rash thing to say"
"I didn't come here to be insulted"
"Why--where do you normally go?"
"Do you ever talk to your wife when making love?"
"Only if she telephones"
"My mother made me a homosexual"
"If I sent her the wool,would she make me one too?"
"Do you smoke after making love?"
"I don't know,I've never looked."
"Understand you buried you wife last week?"
"Had to.....dead,you know."
"Mummy,there's a man with a bill at the door."
"Don't be silly,dear.It must be a duck with a hat on."
"Well,how do you find yourself these cold,winter mornings?"
"Oh,I just throw back the blankets and there I am."
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I think it would be nice If a comment was posted ie Rubbish, Made me laugh,been posted before,Loved it